softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

proctalgia:

one time a boy i didnt like kept trying to sext me so i sent him this

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fake-mermaid:

who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana

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unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you