softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

proctalgia:

one time a boy i didnt like kept trying to sext me so i sent him this

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fake-mermaid:

who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana

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unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog